Thursday, June 24, 2010

What We Really Need is a Cowgril


If I could have been McCain's campaign manager he would have won. First I would have put him in a Cowboy hat and told him to be friendly, like he was in his concession speech. Then I would have dressed Sahara up in the sexiest cowgirl outfit west of the Mississippi . The outfit would have included a big iron on each hip. The photo opts would have been staged down on the Arizona border where you can still wear your guns. I would have had her doing a take off on the Hanes lady saying, with both guns drawn, "You don't get in to the US until I say you get in". American wants another Cowboy in the White House and a Cowgirl that would be even more fun. Yeeeepeee!

Posted by: trooperkeeton | June 24, 2010 4:50 PM |

Monday, March 29, 2010

Baptist Get the Shaft

It appears college basketball has also been tainted by the powers at be. Not sure go and review the last couple minutes of the Baylor vs Duke regional 2010 match up. A false charge, a touch foul, and you tell me the other phony call all going against the Baptists. This was enough to put the Devils into the final four.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Give That Oscar a Rifle

How in the world does the lowest box office, pro military, pro oil war film beat out the highest grossing, anti-Imperialistic 3D film for best picture at the 2010 Academy Awards. Well I have an idea. While viewing the other pro war film, Inglorious Bastards , I got a clue. First of all unlike other corporate sponsored films this film installed top notch actors. In fact the fellow who got best supporting actor for playing an evil SS Nazi was stupendous. Of all the Nazi movies I have seen he is the scariest of all time. The Best Supporting Actor award being announced first was perfect cover for what was to follow. In case you have not seen Bastards or did not get what I got, the lead actor is played a Texan talking George Bush Nazi hunter. The film is fictional but is extremely violent and portrays the Americans in a very un-American way. T his rag tag bunch of Nazi hunters perform brutal acts of terror. When they touché the young woman and get just the answers the want, it hit me. Whoever wrote this script was trying to cover up for some such types by portraying, all this criminal activity as a necessary and effective evil.
Now comes the Best Picture of the Year. Yea right, about a young American in a foreign country diffusing IUD’s. Nothing against such activies, in fact it’s sometimes a non violent act in an violent occupied county. In fact my architect’s nephew was one such trooper. He is a hero not only for the job he did over there but most of all for his positive attitude after losing an arm, a leg, and an eye. Now if you are still reading this blog I am going to give you my take on why Avatar was upset. Ok the stage was set by correctly give the best supporting actor to a well deserved recipient. However, I think this conspiracy started about a year before the awards when the war freaks found out that, Avatar, this big budget money film in progress was anti-imperialistic, pro environmental. A film to off set this must be produced. The first move to do this was brilliant. Hire the divorced wife of the producer of Avatar to direct an oil war movie. So a year later we hear the words its time is here, “The time for a woman director to win best picture”. Perfect, now anyone who might discover the plan will be looked on as some kind of chauvinist.
After announcing my theory on the Mark Johnson show, who had the courage and in sight to consider its , I announced it on Randi Rhoades and Alan Cones. Randi could not see past Bastard’s director Terientino, because of is unholy violence and his trade mark scalping violence. But he did not write it and he makes excellent cover. Now Alan he mentioned that the Academy Awards are voted on by its members. As he was cutting me off, I mentioned what I had hear that there were reports of payola, but that was countered with brides and arm twisitng happens every year. Well if that’s the case carve another notch on Oscar’s rifle.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Super Bowl XLIV (39?)


Need we say more? Yes! Since I do know about Losing. I do believe the Colt coach should apologize to his team for starting the slide. He gave up the possibility of an undefeated season for security. I have said it and will say it again; "When you give up winning for security you lose." If I ever get the chance I will ask Peyton what was the bigger disappointment, being passed up for the Heisman or an undefeated season in NFL history?

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Bad Karma ?


Kindle helmet + Potts helmet + Muskchamp's flippant reply + Max's highlight clip - Colt's shoulder + Bama's #57 helmet = Bad Karma ?

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Watch Read and Weap!


Only an enemy of the Red Raider Nation could be responsible for the firing of Mike.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU7Yq0tOUC8&feature=related
Up date of the trial:
Adam James’ character — and the allegedly unwelcome influence of his father — is also brought into question in the lawsuit.

The documents refer to a September incident in which coaches reportedly told James he would be made third string for his attitude. Furious, according to the documents, James screamed profanities and stormed out of the office, slamming and breaking a door on his way out.

Then, according to the lawsuit, James’ father called an assistant coach and left a message saying, “You don’t know what you’re doing. Adam James is the best player at the wide receiver position … If you’ve got the b—- to call me back, and I don’t think you do, call me back.”

The Set up! To fire Mike Leach


Another possibility for the conspiracy. Craig James has dribbled that he might run for Kay Baby's seat. Since Adam may have gotten his scholarship as a political favor through Hance. Now that they got Mike's scalp, do you think that they had planned for Craig using his current response, "I did what any father would have done". Dastardly publicity and unwarranted sympathy to launch the leader of the James gang into the U S Senate?
No Mr. James most fathers would have instructed there son to not be brat and do what the coach tells you to do. Real players do not wear sunglasses and there hat on backwards to practice when everyone else has helmet and shoulder pads on. Should you wine about being light sensitive and having a headache you accept the trainer taking you out of the sunlight and into the coaches media room.